COME SHOP WITH BLUEBONNET AND DESTO DUBB, THE CREATOR OF "AWFUL LOT OF COUCH SYRUP"
ONLINE TICKET SALES ONLY! JOKE'S UP!
SECRET LOCATION WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN AN EMAIL AT 3PM ON THE DAY OF THE EVENT! PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT
NO ATM'S ON SITE, BRINGING CASH IS RECOMMENDED
SECURITY WILL BE PRESENT AT THE DOOR AND INSIDE, NO FIREARMS WILL BE PERMITTED
BUY YOUR TICKET ONLINE IN ADVANCE, ANYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE AN ONLINE TICKET WILL BE CHARGED A $200 ENTRY FEE